Politically incorrect humour


Posted by Bob Campbell ® , Oct 31,2001,20:55   Archive
I am getting great mileage out of this bad ptosis/lagophthalmos episode.

I have a friend who was showing me an on-line dating service she belonged to. In her profile, she had said something to the effect that she thought a few extra pounds (not a lot) could be sexy in a mature man. I asked her if that extended to the brain-damaged look? .. as in, "I think a few bricks short of a load (not a lot) can be sexy in a mature man."

Bob who should send Roy his extra candy (expected 70 kids, bought for 100, got 40) as having the leftovers around is not conducive to a diet




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Re : Politically incorrect humour --- Bob Campbell
Posted by Shirley-Arkansas-USA ® , Oct 31,2001,22:40 Top of Thread Archive
Bob, You must milk this for all that you can. One must use these things to your advantage. I know that you got a few extra points around here for at least knowing what Lagophthalmos means and being able to use it properly in a sentence. You will be in the spelling bee whenever we get around to having it. Your brain-damaged look will be gone by then and you will be be back to your handsome tall self once again.

No need to send Roy the extra candy. I bought plenty. I had planned on stocking the two sons with it and have them take it back to the dorms with them. James had too much stuff to carry back so didn't take any and Scott said to leave it at home and he would eat it when he is here. I always buy way more than we need anyway.
And Roy already has those few extra pounds (not too many) so he would fit into the above category of sexy mature men. He can be a myoclonic jerk at times but then he is married to a person that makes facial grimaces and occasionally has that brain-dead look, makes funny noises, squints, shakes her head and raves about Dr. A's boots.

Shirley in Arkansas who needs to go put the left over chocolate away so that my collie doesn't have a feast tonight and get sicker than, well, a dog.




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Re : Re: Politically incorrect humour --- Shirley-Arkansas-USA
Posted by Virginia ® , Oct 31,2001,23:22 Top of Thread Archive
Bob may have gotten Lagophthalmos right, but he missed weird. How many chances do we get?

Virginia in AL, who doesn't really care about the spelling bee, but was glad to learn about lagophthalmos. Did you read that they sometimes put gold weights in the eyelid to make it close?




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Posted by Shirley-Arkansas-USA ® , Nov 01,2001,00:07 Top of Thread Archive
Geez, you're right Virginia (of course). I had not noticed that. Had to go back to his very first post. What a memory you have. Are you going to hold this against him with all the other intelligent babble that he bestowed upon us? I really think that he deserves another chance. After all, we just got him posting again. He spells humor funny, too, but that is a British thing.

Are you thinking about getting the gold weights? Carl would buy them for you. I'd check with Roy but he wouldn't want to spend the money.

Shirley in Arkansas who is going to give Bob another chance because those "i" before "e" except after "c" things can be tricky and I'm sure it was just a slip of the finger. :-)




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Re : Re: Politically incorrect humour --- Shirley-Arkansas-USA
Posted by Virginia ® , Nov 01,2001,08:32 Top of Thread Archive
I definitely think the info outweighs the occasional misspelled word - as long as he spells correctly the ones we have to look up. I'm glad to see Bob posting, too.

Nobody's cutting on my eyes again anytime soon. I can make do without the gold weights. I just thought it was interesting.

Virginia in AL




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Posted by Joanne Matuzas ® , Nov 01,2001,17:13 Top of Thread Archive
After a long day at the office, I had to stick my 2 cents in here. :<)
The heck with the misspelling, having met you at the conference, Bob,
I'd say the few bricks short of a load (not a lot)look can be sexy in
a mature man, specifically, you.... Just couldn't resist. By the way, there are lots of folks with extra candy from last night including me. Think I'll indulge a bit. See ya all. :<) Joanne M. San Diego, CA



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