Re: The Rainbow is Out ... We're Docking in CA Now
I picked up Alan and his Santa Suit and we're about to land - so prepare all the food and let's party (before the others start working!).June in Toronto
Re: The Rainbow is Out ... We're Docking in CA Now
June, why the Santa Suit, are you all planning to stay until Christmas?
I'm sure Alan also has an Easter Bunny suit or at leat bunny ears, that would be more appropriate for this time of year.
Happy spring time everybody.Christel in Ca.
Re: The Rainbow is Out ... We're Docking in CA Now
Alan HAS to wear his Santa suit if we are arriving by air! If you have a bunny suit perhaps we could persuade him to change into it, after he's given us all presents.June in Toronto - Happy Spring Time Christel says - ha, ha, ha, its been snowing on and off all day here!
Re: The Rainbow is Out ... We're Docking in CA Now
Hey Christel, how nice of you to let us stay until Christmas. This is great! I'll pack extra jeans and sweatshirts. I'll do everybodies laundry if someone else will cook and do the shopping.
Maybe if we ask Alan real nice like, he'll be Santa and the Easter Bunny. Oh and Alan's footing the bill for the groceries and other shopping excursions that anybody wants to go on.
Somebody must have forgotten where Arkansas is as no one has been by to pick me up yet.Shirley in Arkansas (Central US and a little south) waiting on the ark.
Re: The Rainbow is Out ... We're Docking in CA Now
Shirley, do you think that Alan might take us all on a 4 week sea voyage, I could really go for it.Christel in Ca. who would love to be on a big ship again, surrounded by nothing but ocean and no land in sight.
Re: Cruise after Christmas
I'm sure that he would, Christel. Let's do that right after we have to leave your place after Christmas. I'll go but I have a fear of the water even though I used to water ski all the time. I'll have to take extra Klonopin, I guess. I'd prefer to keep land in sight.
Of course we should all attend the conference together in Houston in August. Alan will cover the air fare and that will give you a little bit of a breather from all the BEBer's at your place. You'll probably need to have someone in to do repair work during that time also from all your functionally blind free-loaders. The damage won't be intentional and I'm sure that Alan will also pay for that. Where is he anyway? Did he go to Vegas again?Shirley in Arkansas
Re: Cruise after Christmas/Shirley
I hope he did and wins B I G, he's going to need it.:-)Christel in Ca.
Re: The Rainbow is Out ... We're Docking in CA Now
Shirley just put on your red keds/sneakers, click your heels together and say, "There's no place like Christel's" and you'll be here in the "blink of an eye" .....well maybe blinks of both eyes...anyway I'm sure it will work. It worked for me! Everybody is getting the laundry ready for you. I have chocolate stains on my shirt already and you know this massage oil gets all over the sheets on the massage table and then there's the bubble bath afterwards. So there are lots of sheets and towels for you and Dee to do. You both will get an extra long massage after doing the laundry and hopefully someone else will volunteer to do your laundry and Dee's too. I'm doing massage so no cooking, cleaning or laundry for me. Alan may be stuck in the chimney somewhere or hiding, who knows?
Mrs Noah is a-comin!
Don't worry I won't forget you! I have to go look up my map, sorry chart, to find where Arkansas is, and I have also just had a wee bit of bother hoisting the sails. Need a strong man to help. Where is this Alan I keep hearing about? Never a man around when you need one....where are you Alan?
Pippa aka Mrs Noah, getting very wet over here.
Re: Mrs Noah is a-comin!
What a good reason and explaination for the delay in picking up Shirley. Alan is on the missing list frequently because he is always out having fun or accidents like falling off ladders or walking into pools and lilly ponds fully clothed. Arkansas separates Tennessee and Texas. My son lives in Texas and I'd like to move Arkansas somewhere else to make Texas closer, but I haven't found a good place to put it. Since Shirley would like to move out to Colorado maybe I could add it to that State. What do you think?
Re: The Rainbow is Out ... We're Docking in CA Now
Everone always forgets to pick me up. Is this intentional? I am having bad side effects from my injections now. Are you waiting for these to subside?
Idea for TV Show and publicity
It was not intentional and we don't hold the side effects against you. So If Mrs. Noah hasn't arrived, put on your red sneakers and click your heels like I got there and the way I told Shirley! "There's no place like Christel's" or There's no place like California at Chistel's house." Bring your hammer and a drill. We're staying until Christmas and Dee is going to teach us how to renovate Christel's house. We are going to have people who get Botox for wrinkles hold the nails and screws while we hammmer and drill. We'll tell them it is a sure way to cure worry about crow's feet if people who need Botox have the hammer and drill. It could ruin a good manicure, but we'll have the TV crew there to film who really needs Botox. It will be one of those Reality Shows and people can guess which nail we are going to hit and win prizes. Oops, how tacky. Sorry.
Re: Idea for TV Show and publicity
Oh Please, what next? LOL
Re: The Rainbow is Out ... We're Docking in CA Now
Shirley,I'm sure the ark will be there. Maybe Pippa got tired of rowing or ran into too many dry spots! WOW Christel, can we really stay until Christmas? Can I bring Lily? She would love to play with Kitty's puppies! Shirley, can I help you with the laundry? I hate to cook or clean. Ok, see you soon, Dee in SUNNY OR
Re: The Rainbow is Out ... We're Docking in CA Now
Dee, sure you can stay. As a matter of fact, we are planning to renovate the house and can use all the extra hands we can get.
Do I see everybody running the other way all of a sudden?Christel in Ca. who is not looking forward to all that upheaval, just thinking about it makes me spasm
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Christel what a great idea. Dee is so good at tearing out walls, and renovating. We can get a camera crew over and do one of those shows like "This Old House" only call it something that will get us some attention for Dystonias/BEB/Meige on national TV. Any ideas on a name? Again, I'll do the massage at the end of the day to get out the kinks and soreness from the renovation. If we stay until Christmas we might as well do something constructive, right? Just don't do the kitchen or the laundry room, or the bathroom.....we need those too much.
Re: The Rainbow is Out ... We're Docking in CA Now
Delaine, I don't know, "House of Afflictions" perhaps, I'm sure somebody will come up with something better.
Doing the kitchen is no problem. We have every meal catered for the duration, you KNOW that Alan's paying for it. :-)
Re: ALAN'S STUCK WITH THE CYBER PARTY BILL! WHERE IS HE?
I've learned a very good lesson here - DON'T BE QUIET ON THIS BOARD, especially when there's a cyber going on - OR ELSE YOU'LL BE STUCK WITH PAYING THE BILL as in Alan's case:-) I wonder what he's doing - he's so quiet - maybe its a man thing as the other men haven't posted either?June in Toronto
--modified by June in Toronto at Fri, Mar 22, 2002, 10:04:02
Re: The Rainbow is Out/HOPE ALAN DIDN'T FALL DOWN A WELL:-)
I flew over Alan's place - waved like crazy - no sign of him! He talked about getting a well drilled - you DON'T THINK he fell down it do you, you know how prone he is to water:-)June in Toronto
Re: Dee and Shirley to do laundry
By all means, you can help with the laundry. I just hope that Christel's laundry facilities are big enough. I think that we should be in charge of the animals, too. I may be taking on too much-I forgot about helping Delaine with the nursing care of all the sickies that are going to be there. I'm not even sure if Virginia and Kathy will make it anytime soon to help out as they have to do that garden tour thing and Virginia has to have a long talk with Kathy about the birds and the bees or the plants and the pollen or something like that. I know that Carl is going to get really impatient with all that and he will be carrying Virginia's resource books.It will all work out :-) Shirley in Arkansas
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Shirley,I can handle the feeding and exercising of the animals myself, but we need to set up a "doody' roster! Any volunteers? By the way, I get motion sick just watching the ebb and flow of the tide so I don't think I should go on the cruise. I'm feeling kind of woozie from the Ark ride! Dee in OR where it was SUNNY ALL DAY!
Re: Dee and Shirley to do laundry
Dee, you don't get sea sick on a cyber voyage. Everybody has to go on this voyage and it's for blephros only, the lukers can come too.
Haven't you heard, Alan is going to charter an ocean liner just for us.
(I hope he doesn't get sick reading this) :-)Christel in Ca. who does not get sea sick
Re: Dee and Shirley to do laundry
Last time i checked, I didn't either. Can I bring Hercule?
Re: Pets allowed
Yes, indeed, you can bring Hercule. All pets are welcome and of course they will all get along. Virginia should be picking you up soon for the cyber garden tour before you get to the actual cyber party.
Re: Dee and Shirley to do laundry
Shirley, Virginia can have her long talk with Kathy here, we have plenty of plant sperm. :-)Christel in Ca.
Re: Dee and Shirley to do laundry
Will the Pollen Pistils be performing? or is that Pollen Stamens?
Re: Pollen and such
Kathy, Virginia will be able to answer all your questions regarding the "pollen" matters. I believe that Alan is getting the band for us. He sure is being awful quiet.Shirley in Arkansas
Re: The Rainbow is Out ... We're Docking in CA Now
Pippa is picking up some extra men. We might need them.
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